attention passengers
all bags, suspicious packages
vials of fluid, open containers
manila folders, pockets, ipods
credit reports, telephone conversations
packets, hard drives
cavities
orifices
private thoughts
dreams
superstitions
bellybuttons
memories
arcane knowledge
undergarments
consciences
and especially
dissenting opinions
are subject to random search by the police.
thank you for riding mta
new york city transit
and have a safe trip.