April 23, 2006
Dream in which I am dirty. I am the ultimate dirty bum. This is not just like, oh, I need to wash my jeans, although this is also definitely the case. I'm channeling Pigpen.
In front of the mirror, I try to smooth my greasy hair into some presentable shape but it just keeps expanding until I'm stuck with a giant albino afro. My little sister is watching and is amused by this. So I decide to try to make the best of things, I slick it back into old man greaseball white hair and do a Walter Brennen impersonation. I'm now a bum impersonating a bum impersonating a bum. At least someone thinks it's funny.
Posted by Alan at April 23, 2006 11:17 PM
Hey, everyone I spoke to Alan about his April 12th Scrooge of Blogmas post. He said that he was really just trying to egg us on thinking that all of us commenters are jovial ass holes that just want to get him all steamed up. So let's sodomize his blog with more comments! I know I will!
I had this dream where I got this chick naked and her body was coverd in genitals...male and female... not just between the legs. It was weird man. I had another dream I was stacking wood in my underwear in the snow... but I wasn't cold. That was pretty cool.
jeff's absolutely right. his hermaphrodite fertility god(dess) dream *was* weird. and the comment post was mostly in jest. but now as a bonus i know i'm being taken mostly seriously, which is mostly depressing. mostly.