April 08, 2006
A yippy dog lives across the hall. He was barking last night around 3:30 am, when I realized he is roughly the same size as the trash compactor slot. The trash compactor itself presumably resides in the basement, 5 stories down. I think this would be a good way to demonstrate the Doppler Effect.
Posted by Alan at April 8, 2006 03:41 PM
holy shit! you have the coolest life experiences of anyone i've ever met alan. let's have sex!
ha ha. you're such a comment spambot dude.
You totally stole that idea from "As Good As It Gets" you hack.
Simon: Where was my little baby? Where was my baby? [Verdell, the dog licks Simon's face]
Janitor: In the basement garbage bin eating diaper shit.
By the way, I changed by blog url to shake any blog voyeurs I might have. It was the 3rd hit on google for my name. You can still get to it by clicking on my name here. Update your bookmarks today!
wow. i wish i watched more movies, so i'd know how truly non-unique i am.
Alan, I'm sorry... You are original. I made a big blanket statment but there really are several differences. In that movie it was a garbage chute. In your situation it was a trash compactor. Totally different. And the dog you're going to compact probably isn't a Brussels Griffon either. Is it? Are you in your mid 60's or 70's and the author of romance novels and super obsessive compulsive? No. Does the dog belong to a gay artist that painted his mom naked as a kid and got beat up by a Johnny Depp look-a-like and his hoodlum friends? Maybe. But probably not. See?
Alan, have you ever been to (maybe lived in?) San Francisco? I have a chance to go there for very cheap. Any recommendations on where to go (where not to go) and how to get around?
despite what you might think jeff i'm no cosmopolitan guru--sadly, never been to sf, though i already know i'll live there someday. :) the mission (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_District) is supposedly where it's at. but this is the blind leading the blind here.
btw i've seen AGAIG just forgot dog detail.