A yippy dog lives across the hall. He was barking last night around 3:30 am, when I realized he is roughly the same size as the trash compactor slot. The trash compactor itself presumably resides in the basement, 5 stories down. I think this would be a good way to demonstrate the Doppler Effect.
Posted by Alan at April 8, 2006 03:41 PMholy shit! you have the coolest life experiences of anyone i've ever met alan. let's have sex!
Posted by: Jacob at April 8, 2006 04:20 PMha ha. you're such a comment spambot dude.
Posted by: Alan at April 8, 2006 05:29 PMYou totally stole that idea from "As Good As It Gets" you hack.
Simon: Where was my little baby? Where was my baby? [Verdell, the dog licks Simon's face]
Janitor: In the basement garbage bin eating diaper shit.
By the way, I changed by blog url to shake any blog voyeurs I might have. It was the 3rd hit on google for my name. You can still get to it by clicking on my name here. Update your bookmarks today!
Posted by: Jeff L at April 8, 2006 10:15 PMwow. i wish i watched more movies, so i'd know how truly non-unique i am.
Posted by: alan at April 10, 2006 12:41 AMAlan, I'm sorry... You are original. I made a big blanket statment but there really are several differences. In that movie it was a garbage chute. In your situation it was a trash compactor. Totally different. And the dog you're going to compact probably isn't a Brussels Griffon either. Is it? Are you in your mid 60's or 70's and the author of romance novels and super obsessive compulsive? No. Does the dog belong to a gay artist that painted his mom naked as a kid and got beat up by a Johnny Depp look-a-like and his hoodlum friends? Maybe. But probably not. See?
http://www.thepoop.com/verdell/images/diapers2.mov
Posted by: Jeff L at April 11, 2006 01:56 AMAlan, have you ever been to (maybe lived in?) San Francisco? I have a chance to go there for very cheap. Any recommendations on where to go (where not to go) and how to get around?
Posted by: Jeff L at April 12, 2006 10:05 AMdespite what you might think jeff i'm no cosmopolitan guru--sadly, never been to sf, though i already know i'll live there someday. :) the mission (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_District) is supposedly where it's at. but this is the blind leading the blind here.
btw i've seen AGAIG just forgot dog detail.
Posted by: alan at April 12, 2006 07:59 PM