Another drunken rich chick doing a stupid thing story. (Hmm...should I start a category for this?) We were at Minnie's last night when a carload of drunken Belltown girls pulls off one of the most amazing parallel parking jobs I've ever seen...almost, that is.
She had at most two feet to work with, and was actually in the spot, but just kept on going & nailed the car behind her. The girls look around furtively. Unfortunately for them they're right in front of a bank of diner windows--it's like trying to get away with something in front of Hopper's Nighthawks. We're laughing our heads off at them. The chick in the front seat sees us, covers her face in embarassment and makes a phone call...the usual way of escaping uncomfortable situations these days I guess.
Undeterred, the driver does the forward-back-forward Austin Powers thing in the stall, and hits the car *again*. Our laughing escalates & they have the full attention of the whole smoking section now. Up until this point I think they were planning on coming inside. Now even the chick in the back seat who had been trying to communicate something to me covers her face, and they get out of there as fast as they can.
As we left, we checked--there was no damage to the car. Just damaged appearances.
Posted by Alan at July 30, 2005 03:21 PM