I just whacked off all my shaggy dog hair & dyed it platinum blonde, because black was already taken by the 10 million other hipsters here on Capitol Hill. So now I look like Max Headroom.
"Hey k-k-kids, it's cool to stut-t-t-ter. P-p-pepsi b-b-blows!"
Posted by Alan at July 25, 2005 12:45 AMOh haha! I suggest if you dye you hair black in the future you use Henna--I use "Light Mountain Natural"--it is way better for your hair, ie, no peroxides, etc. But blonde is ok, you Aryan hooker, you. I demand pictures. As I have said before, burn Seattle to the ground bro. Love.
-Ed