Downtown last night, a group of drunken beautiful people file out of a bar. Jonas and I watch in disbelief as one of the girls runs into a "No Parking" sign with her face.
"Are you okay?" I ask. Her head lolls backwards to address me and she slurs, "Don't worry, it was just a joke." Right. The sign is still oscillating wildly like a giant metronome anchored to the sidewalk. It's very possible she broke some bones in her face, I'm thinking.
Drunken rich girl, you have no idea how happy you just made me.
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