the world has turned and left me here

pork rinds anyone?

Won this giant tub of pork rinds the other day at a Love Evil Funk Quartet concert. This was my reward for making a fool of myself, banging a pot with a drumstick in front of the Zoo Bar crowd.

Another guy won a tub of cheese balls & wanted to trade. Crazy mofo. The challenge of having to dispose of a large quantity of pork rinds is simply too alluring. Maybe I will have to build a pork rind containment facility. Do some groundwater simulations. You know.