Monday morning. Mark gets up and says "I'm going to go take a shower" and flings open the door, tearing the chain clean out of the wall. Things like this definitely give one a sense of security.

We drag ourselves to Lou Manzatti's for some deep dish pizza. Wow, really good. As we're about ready to leave who walks in but those two Greek girls from the Green Mill? Weird. We sit down to talk for a while.
One of them gets convinced Mark has changed his t-shirt since they've walked in. It's his blue puma t-shirt and she swears the logo wasn't there a second ago. Before we leave Mark goes to the bathroom and comes out with his shirt inside out just to mess with her. Since getting back to Lincoln we've continued our trend of being really big jerks to girls.
Posted by Alan at May 31, 2004 12:53 AM