Standing around outside smoking a pipe I got hit up by a pair of Mormons on their mission trip. I have never seen a more judgemental look directed at a tobacco pipe as they questioned me about it, asking whether it was addictive, etc. Remember these are the people who will not drink anything caffeinated so already there I must be like public enemy number one. Anyway we got to talking and they came on strong with their smarm. But I kept stuff real, joked a lot, and called them on anything I didn't really agree with. I got out of it with the assurance that they wouldn't birddog me, refusing to give them my phone number or tell them I'd consider a single word they said, so V is for victory.
Posted by Alan at April 19, 2003 12:09 AM