Yeah, I agree, I hate "half-assing" things too. Oh, snap! Sorry, I just couldn't refrain. Burn Seattle to the ground bro!

I am witness to that problem on a daily basis at Panera in Rolla (damn summer job). But these are little old women moaning and groaning while they poo. Some see it as resolve... I just see it as another excuse for me to quit the room as quickly as possible.

You mean you can control the volume of crap? And who are you to judge someone else's crap volume, you exibitionist farter?!?!?

"Lo, behold, I teach you the pooperman. Man is a thing to be passgassed."

-Alan "The Bathroom Humor Nietzsche" Grow

Like they say (in slightly different terms), 'Make stinky, or get off the pot!' That's what your there for, you might as well be GREAT at what you do.

All this kind of reminds me of a similar situation with men at the urinals. You can be having a great conversation with someone in the hall, you both wander into the bathroom, head toward your selected urinal, then all of a sudden, you both face the wall (like when your mom would stick you in the corner), don't say a word, and of course you don't DARE look at either side, for fear of another man thinking you're comparing sizes or something. When you're done, you do the shakey, zip up and continue your conversation like nothing happened. Since when has this become normal bathroom behaviour?